251+ May Puns and Jokes

May is the month of blooming flowers, sunny days, and fresh beginnings—and it’s also the perfect time for some hilarious wordplay! Whether you’re looking to brighten someone’s day, spice up your spring social posts, or simply enjoy clever humor, this collection of over 251+ May puns and jokes has you covered. These witty one-liners are packed with seasonal charm and tailored for sharing during Mother’s Day, May Day, graduation, and every moment in between.

So grab your iced tea ☀️, get comfy on the porch swing, and scroll through this handpicked collection of May puns, spring jokes, and sunny chuckles—because laughter blooms best in May!

🌼 May Puns That’ll Spring You Into Laughter

• I’m May-de for sunshine! ☀️
• May the forest be with you 🌳
• May I interest you in some bad puns? 😎
• I can’t May-ke it without coffee ☕
• It’s gonna be May… and punny! 🎶
• Life’s May-nly about blooming 🌸
• You May be the reason I’m smiling 😊
• May the odds be ever in your flavor 🍦
• May-nia is real this month! 🤪
• Don’t leaf May hanging 🍃
• Just May-king memories 💖
• May your day be as fresh as flowers 🌷
• I May have over-watered my jokes 💧
• May I pollen-troduce some humor? 🐝
• Totally May-hem over here! 🤯
• You May be-lieve how punny I am! 😁
• Blossom buddies forever 💐
• This joke is May-nstream 😂
• My May-day playlist is blooming 🎧
• Bloom with a view 🌸
• May your worries be light as pollen ✨
• May-nly here for the laughs 😄
• Bee-lieve in the May-gic 🐝
• Can’t May-ke this up! 🙈
• Pun and sun? May-nificent combo 🌞
• Hello May, goodbye chill 🌿
• May-smerized by spring vibes 🌺
• Lilac to make you laugh! 😆
• Every daisy is May-zing 🌼
• May the pun be with you 😜

🎉 Playful May Puns for Every Occasion

• You’re my favorite May-jority! 😄
• Let’s May-ke it a good one! 🌟
• Can’t spell “amazing” without May (okay, maybe you can 😅)
• Just a May-nute, I’ve got more puns! ⏳
• You May-gnify my happiness ❤️
• Sending you May-jor good vibes ✨
• I’m not lion—May is roar-some! 🦁
• Cactus if you can… May’s here! 🌵
• You’re my sunshine in the month of May ☀️
• May is blooming with opportunities 🌸
• May your days be pun-stoppable 🎯
• Just winging it—May style! 🐦
• Paws-itively loving this month 🐾
• I’m May-zed and confused 😵‍💫
• Things are heating up—must be May 🔥
• That’s a May-jor accomplishment! 🎓
• Bee-hold the beauty of May 🐝
• Keep calm and May-ke jokes 😎
• Brighter days are May-d for us 🌞
• You May-d my day! 🥰
• May your weekend be full of puns 😄
• You’re one in a May-llion 💎
• May-n’t we laugh a little? 😂
• I May be pun-stoppable! 🚀
• Let’s taco ‘bout Cinco de Mayo 🌮
• Bloom where you’re May-ned 🌼
• Spring into Mayhem! 🌷
• May-nge to do something fun 🍊
• I May or May not be hilarious 😬
• This May-niac is on the loose! 🤪

🌸 Seasonal May Wordplay

• May your blooms never fade 🌺
• Lettuce celebrate May together! 🥬
• Dandy-lion around this spring 🦁🌼
• Don’t be so May-dratic 😆
• April showers bring May giggles 🌧️➡️😂
• I May have too many garden jokes 🌿
• Bud you not love May? 🌹
• Here today, gone tomato! 🍅
• May your roots grow deep 🌱
• I’m feeling vine this May 🍇
• Don’t be a pansy—laugh it off! 🌸
• You May blossom into greatness 🌼
• Sun’s out, puns out! ☀️
• A-MAY-zing days ahead! ⛅
• Time to get our hands May-ssy in the garden! 🧤
• The garden called—it’s blooming for you 🌻
• Let’s turnip the pun! 🥕
• It’s thyme to celebrate May 🌿
• Spring is May-nly why I’m smiling 😁
• Gnome pun intended! 🧙
• Life’s better in full bloom 🌺
• I May just leaf it all behind 🍃
• Don’t kale my vibe this May 🥬
• You grow, girl! 🌸
• May your spring be egg-cellent 🥚
• Caught a case of May-fever 🤧
• I May just be a blooming idiot 🤪
• May is the thyme of your life 🌿
• The lilac jokes are endless 😆
• May-n’t forget the sunscreen! 🧴

😄 Classic May Pun Jokes

• May I offer a pun in these trying times? 🙃
• This joke is May-d of gold! 🏅
• I May be overthinking this 🤔
• May I have your pun-dention please? 🔔
• Feeling May-gnificent today! 🎉
• May-n’t be much, but here’s a smile 😊
• These puns are May-de to last! 💪
• The May-jority agrees—puns rule! 🗳️
• Keep your friends close and May-nemies closer 😏
• I May be cracking up 😂
• That’s a May-zing pun if I May say so 😁
• Not sure if you herd, but it’s May! 🐄
• May-d my way downtown 🎶
• The puns are strong this May 💪
• No May-hem, just fun! 🎊
• May-n’t stop, won’t stop 🏃‍♂️
• My puns bloom eternal 🌸
• I May be pun-lievable 😆
• Just call me the May-stro of jokes 🎶
• Stay May-zing, my friend 😎
• May-n’t believe how good these are! 😜
• I’m all a-MAY-zed 😲
• I May be bad, but my puns are worse 😂
• If May were a flavor, it’d be punny 🍦
• Don’t be a May-zilla! 🦖
• This month is pun-believable! 🤯
• I May-nage to joke every day 😄
• In a May-ze of laughter 🌀
• These puns are May-d for walking 🚶
• May as well keep laughing!

😁 One-Liner May Puns to Make You Smile

• May your coffee be strong and your puns stronger ☕
• May-n’t miss a chance to smile today 😊
• You had May at hello 💕
• May is in bloom and so is my humor 🌸
• Just May-ke the most of today 🌞
• May-nly here for the laughs 😄
• May I crack you up real quick? 😂
• May the giggles be ever in your favor 🎯
• May-hem is my love language 💌
• You May-n’t regret this pun… maybe 😅
• May you laugh like nobody’s watching 👀
• My sense of humor is in full May-tion 🏃‍♀️
• May’s pun quota: exceeded ✅
• I May be the reason you’re smiling 😁
• Every daisy’s better with May puns 🌼
• Warning: May cause uncontrollable laughter 🚨
• I May-n’t stop, these are too good! 🤪
• Bloom with laughter all May long 🌺
• Let’s taco ‘bout how great May is 🌮
• This joke is a-May-zing 🧠
• Mayke sure you save some for later 😋
• You May want to screenshot this one 📸
• May-larious content coming through! 🛑
• This joke? May-nificent! 💥
• I’m punstoppable this May 🚀
• Dandelions aren’t the only thing poppin’ this month 💥
• My May calendar is 90% puns 📅
• May you always laugh in full bloom 💐
• Too cool for May school 😎
• May-n’t we laugh together forever? 💛

🤪 Silly May Sayings for a Laugh

• May I bug you with another pun? 🐞
• Not a May-zing pun, but it’ll dew 🍃
• I’m pollen for your jokes 🐝
• You May be the butter to my toast 🍞
• May I lettuce entertain you? 🥬
• I May be slightly cracked, like an egg 🥚
• A-MAY-zing jokes? I’m yolkin’ 🐣
• Don’t leaf me hanging this May 🌿
• I May be a little corny… 🌽
• It May be silly, but I’m smiling 😆
• I May just be petal-ing nonsense 🌻
• May the fluffs be with you (hello allergies!) 😷
• I May-n’t be clever, but I’m punny 😂
• May you never run out of cheese 🧀
• Can May just bee over? Never! 🐝
• Bloomers gonna bloom 🌸
• You May-n’t know how funny I can be 😜
• Don’t be so May-dratic 😩
• Leaf it to May to make me punny 🍂
• May-hem is in my nature 🌪️
• I May or may not have snorted 🐽
• It’s a May-zing time to be alive 🥳
• Planting seeds of laughter this May 🌱
• Caught red-Mayd! ❤️
• May’s sense of humor is blooming 🌷
• It May-n’t rhyme, but it’s still funny 🧠
• I May have lost my chill 😬
• Say May name, say May name 🎤
• May jokes never get old—just groanier 😅
• My jokes? May-de with love 💌

🌦️ Weather-Themed May Puns

• Cloud you believe it’s already May? ☁️
• I’m on cloud May-ne ☁️😄
• May-ke it rain laughter 🌧️😂
• May storms be punny and brief ⛈️
• Weather or not you laugh, I’m trying 😅
• May is forecast: 100% chance of puns 📊
• Lightning struck—this pun hit ⚡
• May-ke it drizzle and giggle 🌧️
• Thunder May roll, but puns rule 🎸
• Can’t dew without May puns 💧
• My jokes are May-de of sunshine ☀️
• Spring storms bring May lols 🌦️
• Winds of pun-change blowing this May 🌬️
• May I shine some humor your way? 🌞
• Don’t rain on my pun parade ☔
• May weather? May laughter! 😂
• Feeling frost-rated that it’s still cold 🥶
• May-ke it sunny side up 🍳
• Raindrops keep punning on my head 🎵
• Chasing clouds, catching laughs ☁️🎣
• Storm warning: pun overload ⚠️
• Forecast calls for May-nly laughter 📆
• Let’s breeze through May together 🍃
• It’s raining jokes—hallelujah! 🎶
• Breezy jokes for breezy days 🍃
• Thunderstruck by a May pun ⚡
• May’s clouds have silver punchlines ⛅
• Dew you think this joke is funny? 😆
• Sunshine and punchlines ☀️📝
• These puns are lightning in a bottle

🎓 School & Graduation May Puns

• May your grades be as high as your hopes 🎓
• Cap-tivated by graduation joy! 🎓
• May-ke your dreams count, not just your credits 🧮
• May the tassel be worth the hassle 🎓
• School’s out—let the Mayhem begin! 🎉
• Honor roll? More like pun-ner roll 🏅
• May I offer you some cap-and-gown humor? 🎩
• Time to pencil in those puns ✏️
• May I just say—you aced it! 💯
• Class of pun-twenty-five 🎓
• May your finals be short and your coffee long ☕
• May your GPA be greater than my joke score 📚
• This diploma May-ns everything to me 🧾
• Education May be important, but puns are vital 📘
• May I major in hilarity? 😄
• School’s over, but punning never ends 🛑
• Graduate to a new level of fun 🎈
• May the curve be in your favor 📈
• I May-naged to pass—barely 😅
• Let’s toast to May and new beginnings 🍾
• May-ked it through the semester! 🎉
• Puns: the unofficial school subject 😆
• Pencil me in for more jokes 📝
• That degree is pun-believable 📜
• May your future be pun-derful 🌟
• Report card says: excellent punmanship! 🧠
• May-nor accomplishment? Nah—major win! 🏆
• Turned my tassel, still turning heads 😎
• The class of giggles just graduated 🎓
• May I offer you a round of applause? 👏

Final Thoughts

Whether you’re celebrating Cinco de Mayo, enjoying spring blooms, or simply soaking up sunshine, these 251+ May puns and jokes are perfect for bringing a smile to any occasion. From school graduations and rainy days to light-hearted one-liners and garden giggles, May is the month to pun like there’s no tomorrow!

So go ahead—text a pun to a friend, post a clever caption, or add some humor to your spring newsletter. Because if there’s one thing we’ve learned, it’s that May-keing people laugh never goes out of season. 🌸

Let the laughter blossom, and may your month be filled with joy, sunshine, and just the right amount of silliness. 😄

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🌼 Keep blooming. Keep punning. Keep smiling.